Cornhand

Sorry, but the cornhand just isn’t cutting it for me.

Exhibit A

I’ve got news for you…it just isn’t going to be as catchy as the “hook em horns” First, let me examine the fact that not everyone can do it. Everyone can do the horns (excluding those unfortunate enough to be missing fingers) but that cornhand just cannot be done by a large majority of people. Me for instance! My left hand will comply, but my right just is not having it.

Exhibit B

I know I cant be the only one out there thinking this!