I've mentioned the cat I live with is one of the most obnoxious cats I've ever met. She is constantly doing things just to spite me.
She looks innocent, but don't be fooled
Here she is sitting on the black Friday ads when I want to read them
She takes pleasure in jumping in the car when I'm not looking
She sits outside the window and cries to get let in, when I just let her out
She loves to hide under my desk at night, and bite me when I want her to move
The only time when I feel like I can get back at her, is her flea bath.